I posted this in another forum, but thought that many of you haven't seen these.

Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake

Caddie: think you can head your head down long enough?

Golfer: I'd move Heaven and earthto score under 100 on this course

Caddie:Try Heaven, you've already moved most of the earth

Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?

Caddie, Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.

Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?

Caddie: Eventually

Golfer:You've got to be the worst caddie in the world

Caddie: I don't thnk so, that would be too much of a coincidence

Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction

Caddie: It's not a watch---it's a compass

Golfer: How do yoou like my game?

Caddie: Very good, but personally, I prefer golf

Golfer: Do  you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?

Caddie: The way you play, it's a sin on any day

Golfer: This is the worst course I have ever played on

Caddie: this isn't  the course. We left that an hour ago.

Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old

Caddie: It's been a long time since we teed  off, sir

Finally after slicing the ball on every tee shot, the golfer asked his long suffering caddie if he had observed any obvious problems.

The caddie replied that there was a piece of crap on the end of the club.

At this point the golfer picks up his club and begins to clean the face  to which the caddie says " I meant the other end".

Hey, enjoy the laughs