I went to the doc yesterday, all my numbers are going in the right direction, and she said I can have bacon eggs and gravy once a week.

My egg intake has gone from about 1.5dz a week to 1 egg a week, thats tough.

Too much turkey bacon, fake cheese, and Bac-O's

Turkey bacon isn't bad, but its not bacon.

Fake cheese I can live with, much better than no cheese.

Bac-o's in salad I can with.

But no gravy is no gravy, how is a person supposed to survive with no gravy.

The bad news, my wife doesn't believe me.